May
12
2007
12:41 am

They did it?

This post is not intended to offend anyone. Don’t take it seriously.

When people announce pregnancies or if I see someone pregnant, I don’t do the typical “OMG CONGRATS!”. I’ll reply with an “oh” and think to myself “they had sex”. That’s just my thinking. I wonder how my mother would react to me replying to “so and so’s pregnant” with “you know they had sex right?”. It just seems like the sex part goes ignored during the excitement of the announcement.

I’d like to share a conversation Greg and I had last month. We were basically talking about how disgusting it is to think about people who have had sex. Example: Your teachers - especially if you have a couple teaching you two different classes. Mr. and Mrs. Binkybonk had sex, ewwww. Yea yea it’s natural, but anyway. We look at certain people and think “Ew they had sex” and we KNOW because they have kids. Yes, Greg & I have sex, so no I’m not scared of sex. So anyway we started thinking about what positions they conceived in and how disgusting it is to even think about it. Then we started joking about a scenario where we’d tell our kids what position helped create them.

Greg: So what position are we gonna conceive in?
Me: Unn, nothing like this. *holds up leg in the air*
Greg: Ima be like son, you were conceived in the doggy style position.
Caesar: *bark*

If you don’t get what makes it funny…after Greg said “doggy style”, Caesar, our dog barked immediately after! Had to be there.

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| May 12, 2007 | Filed Under General

Comments

5 Responses to “They did it?”

Miracle on May 12th, 2007 2:18 am

LOL. I totally get you. I refuse to entertain the thought that most people have sex. Especially my mother. It just didn’t happen. You know, for some reason, all of this time I thought Caesar was a cat. Have a great weekend, Sheena!
Shannon on May 12th, 2007 8:34 am

I can admit, I often think about the same thing sometimes. LOL at Miracles comment. I must agree. I don’t even want to KNOW about my grandparents or my parents having sex for that matter.
Jenn on May 12th, 2007 9:00 am

You know, I sometimes think that exactly same thing. Too funny…
Reminds me of when Dan and I ran into two guys he used to be good friends with and gaming buddies (D&D, anime, that kind of stuff) with back in his teen years. The way they were looking from him to me to Alyssa and Ryan and back again, you could just tell they were picturing us having sex and thinking God knows what.
Come to think of it… it was a rather uncomfortable feeling to be “eyed” like that!
cole on May 12th, 2007 11:07 am

I think it’s even worse when the 2 people in question are your parents! Like, who wants to really think about that?
Kim on May 12th, 2007 11:33 am

Lol ha ha. I think the same way. Like when my mom’s cousin, or whoever he is said his wife was pregnant…. I had to leave the room. I swear I almost threw up, because nasty pictures filled my mind lmaoooooo. Omg.